Welcome to my new blog! My name is Josh. I recently completed a Seminary degree, and now that I know everything there is to know about God and the bible, I’m here to share it all with you, one post at a time, with helpful paragraph breaks and contextually-relevant GIFs from movies and TV shows you are guaranteed to recognize. You must be so excited! If there’s one thing this world needs, it’s more biblical, called, gifted, and anointed Caucasian men writing about Christianity on the Internet.

If you’re like most Christians, you’re probably very “concerned” about my qualifications. I understand. Seminary sounds prestigious, but who knows what garbage they’re actually teaching in those classrooms. You want to know if I’m an acceptable Christian role model, and you have the right to demand that information. You’ll be both thrilled and comforted to learn that I am married to a woman and that I am the father of a child. I think those credentials speak for themselves.

Thanks again for dropping by, and I look forward to Godsplaining the Universe to you!

F.A.Q.: What is the deal with the blog’s title?

If you’re baffled by the blog’s title, don’t fear. It just means you’re not entrenched in Christian culture. (The title is an amalgam of several popular Christian book series and media empires. It’s unbelievably clever and creative.)